Having trouble with my printer so was explaining to Evie how I need a new one but it will have to wait til after Christmas cuz I don’t have any money.  Her advise:

“You should just wish for one for Christmas instead!”

I told Evie I had a present for Mama’s birthday that she could give to her but it was heavy. Meanwhile her dollhouse arrived in a big box. She saw it and thinking it was Mama’s present, told me it was “perfect!” even tho she had no idea what it was. She then counted bottom to top from 1 to 8 and said:

“Wow, it’s 8 meters. You did a great job with it!”

My new FM Transmitter has a voice that says ‘Waiting for pairing’ every time I start the car.  We’re in the car leaving Story Time.  I start the car and am getting everything ready so we can leave.  Evie from the backseat says:

“Waiting for going” with the FM Transmitter’s voice and inflection.

Evie – “Last time when Dad plomped me on the couch, I woke up and said ‘Where am I?’ “

Nana – “Oh, I don’t remember that.”

Evie – “It was next week.”

Nana – “They have a bridge in China made out of glass. It’s like a window. That would scare the heck outta me.”

Evie – “Don’t look down!”

Evie – “I don’t know what we’re going to give you for a present.”

Nana – “Oh, you don’t have to give me anything. You’re all the present I need.”

Evie – “Nana, I’m not wrapped!”

Evie – “Where did you learn the word hoot?”

Nana – “It’s kind of an old fashioned word. Like discomblooberated or catewampuss.”

Evie – “Oh, like crooked.”

Evie – “I did it myself and I didn’t get pissy about it or nothin’!”