Dad – “You’re making assumptions.”
Evie – “A something what?”
10 Seconds
At the park today, Evie put her shovel down and a little boy picked it up to play with. I explained that she had to let him have a turn since she had left it. His mom told him he could play with it for 10 seconds and then he had to give it back. From Evie I hear:
“10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1”.
The mom and I were cracking up and she had no choice but to tell her son to give it back.
Spelling
Nana – “Why, why, why, why!”
Evie – “Were you trying to spell something, Nana?”
Vacuum
Evie – “When I slurp I’m like a vacuum!”
Visiting With The Neighbor
Our neighbor came over today. She came over to ask if we’d seen her cat cuz he’s been missing a few days. He’s pretty old and she thinks he’s …ahem… gone for good. We stood and talked with her a long time. She told some sweet stories about the cat and stuff. After she left, Evie gives a big sigh and says:
“Boy, we sure had a lot to talk about!”
Too Much Sugar
Showed Evie this video and she said “I think he’s had too much sugar!?”
Crazy Pants
Nana – “I can’t call you Crazy Pants when you don’t have any pants on!”
Evie – “I guess you’ll just have to call me Crazy!”
Taking Shots
We went on a walk the other day and Evie kept stopping to take photos of cats and statues and stuff with her ‘phone’.
Compass
Evie – “Look, Nana, I made a Happy Face Plate Compass!”
Cash Register
The cash register Evie got for Christmas has many uses. At one time it announced flights. Today it was something else. She explains:
“So this is my half baby monitor, half computer, half doggy rinser and half baby rinser.” And it shows the location of my mommy petting-giving birth zoo. I’m there right now cuz I work there.”
The thing on the left is the ‘baby scanner’ and the numbers in the display are the location of the zoo.