Logic
Nana – “They have a bridge in China made out of glass. It’s like a window. That would scare the heck outta me.”
Evie – “Don’t look down!”
Presents
Evie – “I don’t know what we’re going to give you for a present.”
Nana – “Oh, you don’t have to give me anything. You’re all the present I need.”
Evie – “Nana, I’m not wrapped!”
You’re A Hoot
Evie – “Where did you learn the word hoot?”
Nana – “It’s kind of an old fashioned word. Like discomblooberated or catewampuss.”
Evie – “Oh, like crooked.”
While Getting Dressed
Evie – “I did it myself and I didn’t get pissy about it or nothin’!”
On Our Walk
Nana – “If you see a stray dog, you stop and put your hand down like this to let him smell you so he knows you’re a friend.”
Evie – “You first, I insist!”
Tongue Tied
Evie – “I get tongue tie whenever someone does something amazing!”
(That’s not a typo. She said tongue tie.)
Movie Critique
Evie – “That’s the best movie you ever haven’t seen.”
Singing
Evie just came in and sang a song for me. I told her it was great, she was a great little singer. Her response was:
“Yeah, I’m an artist!”
Please Go Away
Evie has been using voice on the tablets. She has also been getting some flack about being more polite. Tonight she had some screen up that she didn’t want and so she kept telling it
“Please go away!”
expecting the tablet to respond, like when she asks it to Open YouTube or something. OMG! So funny.