Evie – “Do you mind if I have a drink of your water?”.

This started as stuff Evie has said that I've remembered to write down. If only I had started sooner. I've missed things like "I almost agot", "Mmmmm, goot", "Farshfellows are yummy, yummy, yummy", "All the people", "Hubba, Hubba, Hubba", "Baa Baa Boo", "Cowabunga, Dude!", "A Lion Guard Bliund Bag", "I do it", "Oh, yaaaah", "I'm a Haidband Haid", "Dey Cazzy". As of 2017, we've added stuff Andy says, too. I sometimes forget to post it before I've forgotten what they said or did so this is by no means all the funny things that have happened. And you also don't get to see the looks on their faces, the tone of voice they used or the hand gestures that go along with it. I wish I'd had something like this for my kids!
Evie – “Do you mind if I have a drink of your water?”.

Evie asked me to help her put her name into a game she was playing. I showed her how to type it in, spelling as I go. A few minutes later she’s changed her mind on which character she chose and asks if I’ll help type it in again cuz:
“I forgot. That’s why everyone calls me Dory!”
Dad – “You hafta stop downloading stuff on here! You don’t need any more games!!”
(To his 4 yo daughter)
Evie – “Nana, your dinner is ready!”
Nana – “Oh, did it beep? I didn’t hear it. Thanks for telling me.”
Evie – “I always was a good teller!”
Evie – “I called it a kitchen cuz it had a cuvard.”
I assumed a picture of one on like a bottle of Egg Nog or something.

Nana – “That table was always falling down.”
Evie – “Why?”
Nana – “I guess it just wasn’t made very well.”
Evie – “Yeah, some inventors just don’t invent so well.”
When I ask Evie what she wants for lunch, sometimes I’ll tease with suggestions like Purple Pickles or Pink Potatoes. Today I asked her what she wanted and before I could say anything she said:
“Nana, I’m off of your silly food menu!”
Evie – “Sometimes I don’t have very good remembering. I have short-term memory loss!”
Evie – “They’re just so darn it cute!”