Nana – “No, I said Laughing Cow cheese.”
Evie – “Oh, I thought you said laughing couch cheese and I thought, ‘Nana, what are you trying to do to my brain?!'”
Kid’s Idea Of A Joke
Evie – “Why did the rat cross the road?” (giggle, giggle, snicker, giggle)
Nana – “I don’t know. Why did the rat cross the road?”
Evie – (laughs uproariously) “Cuz he wanted donuts!!!”
Footsteps
Evie – “I thought I heard footsteps behind me when I came into your room!”
Nana – “It was probably a kitty.”
Evie – “No, it was human feet.”
Nana – “Ummm, maybe it was your mama. Was it your mama?”
Evie – “I don’t know. I don’t have eyes in the back of my head.”
My First Homework Assignment
Had to include a photo of herself and this is what I got when I said SMILE!
Getting Ready
Evie and I have been anxiously waiting for Mom, Dad and Andy to come home. She just got up from where she was sitting, walked over to me and announced:
“I have to get ready for my little man!”
Which was cute enough but she continued talking about how she couldn’t wait to meet her little man tonight (I think she means greet cuz she’s already met him and she told me earlier she was in charge of greeting him when he got home). She is now putting on jewelry and lip gloss and stuff and then she said:
“I hope he likes me and thinks I’m glamorous!”
Zootopia Cuteness
Evie -“I was watching a Zootopia video that led me to another video that was ZOOTOPIA CUTENESS!” I didn’t have any other face but this one to show. My smile got bigger and better!”
I Don’t Want Him To Pee On Me
Dad – “He probably won’t pee on you unless you’re changing his diaper.”
Evie – “I DO NOT want to be in charge of that!”
The Great Communicator
The nurse came in to check on everyone and asked Evie what she thought about her new brother. Evie gave her two thumbs up. The nurse said something like ‘that’s it, that’s all you’ve got to say’ to which Evie replied:
“I’m so excited and speechless that that’s my only way of communication.”
I Don’t Like Crying
Nana – “You don’t like the sound of his crying?”
Evie – “It’s not music to my ears!”
He’s Here!
8lbs and 21ins
